The Feline Firearm Accessory: A Guide to Cat Suppressors in POSTAL 2
In the wild world of POSTAL 2, normalcy is tossed away fast. Here, you wonder, “Can I use a cat as a silencer?” The answer is a disturbing and amusing “Yes!”
POSTAL 2 is not your standard first-person shooter. It’s a chaotic sandbox. Ridiculous tools overshadow your objectives. Among these tools is the odd and darkly funny ability to use cats as weapons.
Correct. In POSTAL 2, cats can be more than pets. You can turn them into firearm suppressors. This adds a weird tactical element to your rampages. So, how does one make Mittens a muzzle attachment? Let’s explore the oddly entertaining details.
Cat Acquisition 101: Where to Find Your Furry Firearm Furniture
First, you need a cat. Luckily, Paradise, Arizona, hosts many felines. They aren’t everywhere, but they do appear frequently. Look carefully while you walk through streets, parks, and sometimes buildings. Cats wander, enhancing the game’s strange organic feel.
Approaching a cat takes care. They are not the sweet pets you think of. These cats are alert survivors. If you run at them, they will run away fast. Use stealth. Navigate using the “walk” mode – usually the Shift key. Approach slowly and carefully. Pretend you’re a hunter stalking prey, even if your prey winds up as a temporary silencer. It’s the circle of life, POSTAL 2 style.
If you’re more clumsy than stealthy, don’t worry. POSTAL 2 gives you a solution for those needing assistance: Catnip. This magical herb turns cats into happy, purring lumps. In POSTAL 2, a “Tin of Catnip” is key. Just drop a tin on the ground using the [ or * keys to select it, then use your action key to drop it. Cats nearby will come running, attracted to the irresistible catnip. This makes it easier to approach them for… firearm modifications.
Mounting Your Meowser: Attaching Cats as Suppressors
Once you’ve located and “befriended” a cat (or several, because more is better), it’s time to make them into a silencer. Remember, this isn’t a permanent change. You aren’t attaching cats to guns in any real way. It’s more like a temporary muzzle.
To equip the cat as a silencer, ensure you have a weapon equipped. In POSTAL 2, cats serve as suppressors for two guns: the Shotgun and the Machine Gun. These weapons provide maximum chaos and now add feline-enhanced chaos.
With your Shotgun or Machine Gun ready and a cat in hand (you’ll collect them automatically while approaching), select the cat from your inventory using the [ or * keys. Instead of dropping it, just have the firearm equipped. The game sees your action as “attach cat to gun.” Just like that, your weapon gains purring suppressive power.
Purrfectly Imperfect Silencers: The Feline Firepower Factor
Let’s discuss practical issues with using cats as suppressors. Do they actually make your weapons silent? Not really. Think of it as slightly muffling the sound while introducing absurdity to your battles. It’s not about strategy but sheer POSTAL 2 fun.
The game refers to cats as silencers. They do reduce noise but don’t expect stealthy kills. Enemies will still hear you, especially close by. The main value lies in the comedy and unique nature of this weapon tweak.
Cat suppressors aren’t durable. These furry attachments are fragile. They only last through a few shots before… they come apart. After several rounds, your feline silencer may detach itself in protest. Then, you’ll need to find another cat for your… quiet rampage. This adds dark humor and resource management to your chaos. Running low on cat suppressors? Prepare for another feline hunt!
Essentially, using cats as suppressors in POSTAL 2 focuses on humor over strategy. It’s all about embracing the twisted fun of the game. Developers ensure players can have bizarre and memorable experiences. So, while wandering through Paradise, if you wish to make unconventional firearm modifications… remember: there’s always a cat for that. Just try not to think too hard about it.
