Marrying Pixels: A Humorous Guide to Romance and Matrimony in RPGs (Because Dragons Aren’t the Only Things You Can Slay)
So, you’re adventuring through digital realms, slaying dragons, and saving kingdoms. But what about the really important quest: finding love? Fear not, brave gamer. We have a somewhat witty and definitely informative guide to navigating romance and marriage in beloved RPGs.
Dragon Quest: Love is a Turn-Based Battle (Hopefully Not Too Grindy)
Ah, Dragon Quest, the granddaddy of JRPGs. Can you tie the knot in this world of slime? Absolutely! Let’s break it down.
Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed Ring (and Maybe a Wedding Ring)
In Dragon Quest VIII, marriage is on the table. Medea is your default darling. Marrying her is simple. Just play the game. Consider her the ‘easy mode’ of DQ8 romance.
But what if you desire something spicier? Jessica fits the bill. If she holds your hero’s heart, the 3DS version allows romance. More effort is needed in post-game. True love is earned. Or unlocked after you defeat the final boss.
Is DQ8 worth it? User reviews scream “YES!” Picture a Dragon Quest that isn’t insultingly easy like some recent titles. Characters are lovely and a bit sexy (gasp!). Toss in funny moments and that old-school JRPG adventure vibe. Suddenly, 61 hours for the main story seems short.
Speaking of time, how old are these lovebirds? Angelo is in his 20s. Jessica is 17. Just in case you were curious about the in-game dating scene.
Dragon Quest Series: Expanding the Bridal Options
Romance across the Dragon Quest series blooms like a heal herb in spring. Dragon Quest 11 S takes it further. Romance becomes a post-game reward. Think of it as the ultimate “thank you” for saving the world… again.
DQ11S lets you form romantic or platonic bonds. Sometimes you just need a good friend to slay monsters. Sometimes… more. Get cold feet? You can remarry in DQ11! Redo a trial for flexibility. Vows in Dragon Quest are as flexible as slime.
Who is the ultimate powerhouse? The Luminary from Dragon Quest XI. Just in case you needed to know who to invite for security at your digital wedding.
And which DQ tests your commitment? Dragon Quest 7. It’s famously the longest, over 30 hours longer than DQ8. Perfect for those who like their RPGs as long as their relationships.
By the way, the level cap in DQ8 is 99. Plenty of time to level up your relationship stats.
Dragon’s Dogma: Where Marriage is a Pawn in a Larger Game (Pun Intended)
In the gritty world of Dragon’s Dogma, can you find love among griffins and goblins? Surprisingly, yes. Marriage, or romance, is peculiar here.
Dragon’s Dogma: Love Interests More Abundant Than Goblin Hordes
Dragon’s Dogma boasts many romance options. We’re talking a solid top 10 list. Aelinore, Julien, Selene, Madeline, Reynard, Valmiro, Mercedes Martin, and Quina all make appearances.
In Dragon’s Dogma 2, romantic horizons expand. Ulrika and Wilhelmina are romanceable. You don’t have to choose! You can romance both. Polygamy? Maybe. Expect no traditional marriage ceremony.
Dragon’s Dogma endings are complex, like its romance options. Four unique endings await. They aren’t all saved for credits. Refusing the dragon’s challenge leads to grim fates. You become Sovran at great loss.
If the Arisen fails? They become the dragon themselves. Talk about a messy breakup. It’s a never-ending cycle. Commitment issues abound!
Dragon Age: Romance with Dragons (Figuratively, Mostly)
In Dragon Age, romance isn’t just a side quest; it’s a main feature. But can you actually wed?
Dragon Age: Inquisition and Beyond: Marriage and Mayhem
Cassandra Pentaghast is a romance option in Dragon Age Inquisition. Marriage is possible, but with a catch. If she becomes Divine, wedded bliss is off the table. Running a religious order and being a wife is multitasking, even for her.
Who’s the best romance in Dragon Age? Morrigan tops many lists. Then there’s Fenris, Sera, Alistair, Iron Bull, Anders, Leliana, and Josephine Montilyet.
Can you get down to the nitty-gritty in Dragon Age: Inquisition? Inquisitors of all genders can pursue romance. Bioware knows their audience well.
Polyamory? You can try to roleplay a polyamorous character. But NPCs won’t play along. One love interest at a time, please. Dragon Age: The Veilguard continues this trend.
Cullen, the Templar with a troubled past, is also romanceable. Pro-tip: If you want to pursue Cullen, don’t encourage him to take Lyrium.
Skyrim: Marry Anyone, Anything (With Mods, Mostly)
In Skyrim, you can shout dragons into submission and marry practically anyone with the right mods. Let’s delve into Tamriel’s matrimonial madness.
Skyrim: From Serana to Dragons – Love Knows No Bounds (Especially with Mods)
Can you marry Serana? In vanilla Skyrim, no. But modders have fixed this oversight. With a simple mod after “Kindred Judgment” quest, Serana becomes marriageable. Problem solved!
Can female Dragonborn marry female characters? Absolutely! Skyrim is an equal opportunity marriage simulator. Gender, race, species (within reason)… love is love.
Erik the Slayer is also marriageable. Marriage dialogue exists for his voice type. So yes, you can settle down with him.
Marriage with Serana works like any other Skyrim wedding. Propose and head to the Temple of Mara for wedding bells.
Multiple wives? Vanilla Skyrim says no, but mods let you have up to 11 spouses with “Aspect of Love.” Managing Skyrim estates gets crowded.
Karliah isn’t marriageable in base game. Modders made her available again. Who wouldn’t want to marry a master thief?
Marrying a dragon in Skyrim? Believe it or not! Mods let you marry dragon followers such as Krentvensaviik.
Solstheim offers unique marriage candidates like Hilund and Morwen for island weddings.
Is the Dragonborn canonically male? Nope. Dragonborns throughout history have been of all genders. Skyrim celebrates player choice.
The easiest person to marry? Ysolda in Whiterun. Deliver a mammoth tusk for her. Low-effort romance accessible!
Serana’s race? She’s a vampire lord’s daughter and presents unique challenges in marriage.
Nord. If you want a Nord-only playthrough, grab a compatible spouse.
Who is the “best” wife in Skyrim? It’s subjective. Popular choices include Mjoll, Aela, and Sylgja. Strong, independent women shine in Skyrim.
Two wives in vanilla Skyrim? No. With mods, yes. Use a Shrine to move your vanilla spouse. Reset the quest for a wedding. Divorce Skyrim style.
Vampire children in Skyrim? Modders tackled this too. Adopt vampire children. Parenting in Skyrim is more bitey.
And for a bizarre lore nugget: Dragonborn are sexually trimorphic. Expect the unexpected in Skyrim.
Fable: Marry Everyone, Own Property, Profit!
Now let’s visit the quirky world of Fable. Morality shifts here. Marriage is also fluid.
Fable Anniversary: Multiple Spouses and Dowries Galore
Multiple wives in Fable Anniversary? Definitely! One for each marital home. Collect them all! Fable welcomes polygamy with open arms.
Lady Grey, the morally ambiguous noble, can be married. Marry her for a dowry of 15,000 gold. It’s the largest in the game. Love and money? Fable knows.
Can you “sleep with your wife” in Fable Anniversary? Yes. Once married, adult fun times are available. Fable embraces the less romantic parts of relationships.
Character Ages: A Quick Dip into Digital Demographics
A few age-related trivia nuggets for the stat-obsessed gamer. Jessica from Dragon Quest is 17. Rab from Dragon Quest XI is 70. Athena Asamiya from King of Fighters is perpetually 16 (in Psycho Soldier form). Maxi Priest was born in 1961. Lady Jessica from Dune lived to be 102. Not quite gaming, but we count it.
Here it is, a whirlwind tour of romance and marriage in RPGs. From Dragon Quest’s simple courtships to Skyrim’s mod-driven madness, a digital love story awaits. Now go forth, adventurer, and find your pixelated soulmate. Avoid getting divorced by a dragon, okay?
