Vaults: Not Just for Gold Anymore – A Gamer’s Deep Dive
Vaults, eh? You might think of dusty old banks with gold bars and grumpy goblins. Or maybe concrete bunkers designed to survive the apocalypse. You’re not totally wrong. But in gaming, “vaults” are much more. They’re alien prisons, nuclear fallout shelters, and cookie marketing stunts. Let’s explore.
Borderlands Vaults: Alien Tech and Big Beasts
Let’s start with the big wallets – or Vaults?
Counting Vaults in the Borderlands
Borderlands is filled with Vaults. The total is a mystery thanks to the Eridians. They didn’t keep a spreadsheet. And Pandora isn’t the only planet with vaults. In Borderlands 3, each planet hides more treasure. Your interstellar search yields even more vaults.
Vault Pieces and Pandora’s First Love
Remember good ol’
Who Built These Things Anyway?
The Vaults weren’t built by intergalactic workers and their tools. Nope, the Eridians did it. This ancient race faced the Destroyer. They built a prison instead of trying to blast it. That was Pandora’s Great Vault. They scattered more Vaults across the stars to protect their technology and artifacts.
Opening Time! (Maybe…)
You’d expect opening a Vault to be simple. You insert a key, turn it, and profit. But Borderlands loves twists. Tiny Tina tried to open a Vault once. She means well, but no luck. You need a Siren to unlock these treasures. Lilith, the OG Siren, showed her skills. So, bring a Siren to unlock Vaults.
Vault Hunters: The Galaxy’s Most Enthusiastic Loot Vacuum Cleaners
Now, who are these crazy souls risking everything to open Vaults? They’re Vault Hunters! Space mercenaries have a knack for shiny things. Their self-preservation skills often take a backseat.
OG Hunters and the New Blood
In
Who’s the Toughest Hunter in Town?
Choosing the “strongest” Vault Hunter is like choosing pizza toppings. Everyone has an opinion. Lilith has elemental magic and phasewalking. Amara delivers high damage and durability. Maya controlled crowds with phaselock. Ultimately, your style defines “strength.” No doubt these Sirens pack a punch.
Sirens: The Borderlands’ Mystical Muscle
Sirens are a big deal within
Six is the Magic Number
Here’s something interesting: only six Sirens exist in the universe at any time. That’s right, six! It’s like cosmic musical chairs but with reality-warping abilities instead of seats. Up until
Borderlands Story Time: Ages, Stages, and Character Pages
The saga isn’t just about shooting and looting; it has depth too! Let’s discuss the timeline and character trivia.
Timey-Wimey Stuff Between Games
If you’re curious about time gaps,
Character Ages: Math Time! (Don’t Panic)
Wondering if Lilith gets discounts at space diners? Probably not, but let’s talk ages. At
Wait, Alice in Borderlands 3? Wrong Borderlands!
If you’re confused about Alice in
Family Ties and Vault Hunter “Frenemies”
Angel is Handsome Jack’s daughter! Daddy issues abound in Borderlands. Jack was once a rival Vault Hunter before becoming a villain for clarity’s sake in
More Vaults Than You Can Shake a Stick At
You thought Pandora was the source of all Vaults?
Vaults are not rare cosmic events. They are scattered across the galaxy like loot in Borderlands. There is a universe of alien treasure ready to be plundered.
Vault-Tec: Fallout’s Unfriendly Vault Creators
Now, let’s jump to a vault universe: Fallout. Forget aliens. Vault-Tec focuses on “societal preservation” with unethical experiments.
Evil Corp? Absolutely.
Is Vault-Tec evil? If corporate villainy were a sport, they would win gold. They represent morally bankrupt companies in gaming. Why the bad reputation? They used Vaults not to save humanity but as social experiment labs. Think “giant rat maze with humans.” Some believe they caused the nuclear apocalypse. Sarah Milner of Polygon noted Vault-Tec’s interest was in experiments, not saving lives.
Experiments: Torturing People for Science?
Vault-Tec’s goal was not humanitarian; it was twisted science. They wanted to see how people react to pressures while crammed underground. Ethical considerations meant little. Human well-being was collateral damage. Science!
Vault Count: More Than You Can Count
How many labs did Vault-Tec create? Officially, 122 Vaults are known. But “publicly known” matters. Some were unfinished when bombs fell. And how many secret Vaults were there? It’s a deep rabbit hole.
The Vault Numbers Game: From 0 to 666
Fallout Vault numbers are like Pokémon. Catch them all or at least learn about them. Vault 666 exists in the mobile game Fallout Shelter. Vault 7 is part of a board game expansion. Vault 33 features in the Fallout TV series. Vault 99 is near Canada. Vault 13 is the control group in the original game. Vault 76 was first mentioned in Fallout 3. Vault 42 hides as a jungle near a wildflower center. Vault 0 is only in Fallout Tactics, not as canon. Vault 69 appears in a webcomic involving puppets.
Real-World Vaults: Seeds, Cookies, and Preparedness
Let’s explore the real world. We are obsessed with vaults for less sinister reasons than Vault-Tec.
Doomsday Vaults: Saving Seeds for Tough Times
Ever heard of doomsday vaults? They store seeds and genetic materials, not gold. They act as Noah’s Ark for plants. There are about 1,700 worldwide! The Svalbard Global Seed Vault in Norway is the king. It backs up other gene banks to ensure food essentials, even in an apocalypse.
Oreo Doomsday Vault: Because Cookies Matter
Speaking of Svalbard, an “Oreo Doomsday Vault” exists there too. Oreo created a concrete bunker to protect cookies and recipes from global crises. Because post-apocalyptic life needs sugary treats, right?
U.S. Seed Vault: Homegrown Goodness
The U.S. has its seed vault as well. It’s at the National Center for Genetic Resources Preservation in Colorado. It preserves seeds ensuring our agricultural heritage survives. So next time you eat a burger, thank a seed vault.
Borderlands 3 Gameplay Vault: Level Caps and Bosses
Back to Borderlands 3! Let’s explore the gameplay vault.
Level Up to Maximum
In Borderlands 3, you can level up to level 72, the cap. You can max out skill trees and generate loot.
Raid Boss Rumble: Tough Enemies Ahead
Think you’ve faced tough foes? Borderlands 3 has 17 Raid Bosses! A lot of challenges await you and your crew.
Bank Expansion: Space for Hoarders
Inventory stressing you out? Gearbox expanded the max bank size to 300 slots! Enough space to store your treasures, or at least some of them.
Diamond Key Duplication: Secret Trick
Want to gather more Diamond Keys? Go offline before claiming keys. Redeem one, save and quit, then reload. Repeat to stock up on keys. Just don’t tell Gearbox!
Max Bank Size: Again, 300!
Just to confirm, the max bank size in
Green Bar 101: Health Matters
The green bar at the screen’s bottom shows your health. Keep it full or face the respawn screen.
Fourth Weapon Slot: Complete Missions
Want more firepower? Unlock that fourth weapon slot by completing all main missions on Promethea. It unlocks automatically as a reward.
Bonus Vault: Gringotts Vault 713 – Magical Strongbox
Let’s visit Harry Potter’s world briefly. Gringotts Wizarding Bank is like Fort Knox for magic. Vault 713 held the Philosopher’s Stone, which Nicolas Flamel wanted secure. Magical protection and goblin guards made it very secure.
There you have it—a vault-load of info on vaults in gaming and beyond. From alien prisons to seed banks, vaults serve a variety of functions. Whether you’re a Vault Hunter or just curious about bunkers, this summary aims to unlock knowledge for you. Now, I’m off to find loot or maybe an Oreo.