Unlock Every Ridiculous Goat in Goat Simulator: A No-Nonsense Guide
You’ve jumped into Goat Simulator. You headbutt pedestrians and cause chaos. But something feels off. Is it the need to play as Space Goat? Or maybe Tornado Goat? Fear not! Unlocking bizarre goat versions is part of the fun. This guide gets straight to the point. Here’s how to access your bleating variations.
Space Goat
Want to go where no goat has gone? Becoming the Space Goat is easy. In Goat Simulator, find a power ring. It’s on a shipping container in an alley. Look for a lonely car without a battery. Once you find it, use your tongue. Lick the ring and take it to a device nearby. Now find a UFO. Locate an alien nearby and lick it too. Bring it back to the device. Done! You’ve unlocked Space Goat. Get ready for low-gravity madness.
If you’re on mobile in Goat City Bay, the process is similar but in a different area. Grab the power ring in an alley four buildings from the Skyscraper. Instead of a device, head to the Garage by the river. Pop the ring in there. Find the alien near the UFO and lick it. Drag it to the Resurrection device. Congratulations! You transformed into an alien goat. Plus, your original goat returns. Double the fun, right?
Poop Hat (Goat Simulator 3)
Let’s be real, who doesn’t want a Poop Hat? Unfortunately, the guide does not explain how to get this… well, unique headwear in Goat Simulator 3. Maybe it’s a reward for exceptional goat chaos. Or maybe it shows the absurdity of the game. Keep exploring. Keep headbutting. Perhaps the Poop Hat will appear for dedicated players.
Old Goat, Repulsive Goats, and Tall Goat (Giraffe)
The goats – Old Goat, Repulsive Goats, and Tall Goat (Giraffe) – are listed but lack unlocking details. Are they hiding in the code? Are they whispered about in forums? Only brave players can uncover these secrets. It’s a challenge for you to figure out and share with other goat fans.
Angel Goat
Want some saintly vibes? To become the Angel Goat, go to the starting area. Find the hill behind the barbecue house. Here’s the tricky part: stand still for five minutes. Yes, just stand there. Do nothing. No headbutting or licking. Reflect on existence as a goat. If you succeed, you’ll transform into the angelic being you seek.
Giant Goat
Want to be a towering titan? Unlocking the Giant Goat means a scavenger hunt. Find 20 goat statues across the map. They aren’t too hidden, but you’ll need to explore. Smash, climb, and be chaotic as you play. As you roam, you’ll discover these statues. Collect them all! Then, BAM! You’re now a Giant Goat. Think Godzilla but with hooves.
Whale Goat
Ever wanted to blend goat with whale? The Whale Goat brings that dream to life (mostly). Head into the crop fields for a “space hole thing.” It stands out in the landscape. Once spotted, look for a trophy at its edge. Grab that trophy and unleash your inner whale-goat hybrid. Just avoid getting beached!
Flappy Goat
Remember the addictive Flappy Bird? Goat Simulator features Flappy Goat. To unlock this, enter Goat MMO Simulator (yes, it exists). You must reach level 10. Embrace the MMO grind as a goat! Once you hit level 10, flap through GoatVille or any place your heart desires.
Goat Goat
Have you ever thought about being a goat… that is another goat? The complexities of Goat Simulator are fascinating. To unlock Goat Goat, go to GoatZ. Find the goat pen inside. Engage with other goats using classic goat sounds. Baa at them to show who’s boss or just bond as goats do. Next, headbutt things until your goat poops. Yes, that’s a requirement! Finally, survive for 3 days in survival mode while facing zombie goats. If you manage three days, Goat Goat is yours. It’s goatception!
Demon Goat
Feeling mischievous? To unleash your inner demon goat, find a big blue slide. You can’t miss it! After spotting it, take a left turn. That’s all! Go to the slide, turn left, and congrats! You’ve transformed into a Demon Goat. Sometimes, gaining power is surprisingly simple.
Queen of all Goats
Aiming for royal goat status? To become Queen of all Goats, ascend a tower. Upon starting, look straight ahead for a spiral staircase. Start climbing and embrace your inner royalty. At the top, there’s a black door. Walk through it. Keep moving through doors until you find a throne. Jump onto that throne like it’s yours (because soon it will be). Prepare to be crowned… or transformed into the magnificent Queen of all Goats.
Tornado Goat
Want to whirl around in chaos? The Tornado Goat is your answer! Explore until you find an odd altar deep in the forest. It’s quite noticeable, so keep looking! After that, look for a statue nearby. Pick it up and place it on the altar. Boom! You’re now a Tornado Goat. Spin your way to glory!
Human Goat (Goat Simulator 3)
Sick of being a goat? Experience life differently with Human Goat. In Goat Simulator 3, find a cave. Caves often hide surprises in this game. Inside, look for a human; they stand out even in caves. Engage with this human with licks or headbutts. After interacting with them, you’ll unlock the quirky Human Goat. Embrace this unusual transformation!
Anti-Gravity Goat
Defy gravity as an Anti-Gravity Goat. This transformation requires strategic wind…
power. Get to a higher area. Walk straight ahead. You will find a powerful fan. This fan isn’t ordinary. It’s your ticket to anti-gravity goat-dom. So, let the fan blow you away. You may float or land, depending on your goat physics. You’ll then be the proud owner of the Anti-Gravity Goat. Enjoy some floaty fun.
Banana Goat (Goat Simulator 3)
Goats and bananas mix well in Goat Simulator 3. To be the Banana Goat, do some banana stuff. Find a machine. It transforms bananas into something else. You need bananas for this. Connect the bananas to the machine. Experiment to discover how to connect them! Once connected, the machine will create banana people! Jump into the tube linked to the machine. Embrace the transformation. Now, you’re the Banana Goat. Peel out!
Hitchhiker Goat
Want to hit the road as a goat? The Hitchhiker Goat lets you do that. Explore GoatVille. Seek a small wooden bridge. Wooden bridges look nice and goat-lickable. On the bridge, find a hitchhiker. They want a ride, but you want to lick them. Locate the hitchhiker and use your tongue. Lick the hitchhiker. It is simple yet weird. Congratulations! You are the Hitchhiker Goat. Thumb (or hoof) a ride to adventure!
Devil Goat
Ready to explore your inner demon? Becoming the Devil Goat requires a goat sacrifice chair. Yes, really! Locate the goat sacrifice chair. It’s likely obvious. After you find it, sit down. Wait for the magic demonic powers to activate. Wait until you respawn in a cooler form. When you do, you are now the Devil Goat. Sacrifice… success!
So here is your guide to unlock many silly goats in Goat Simulator. Go forth and unleash chaos in all its bizarre forms!
