Raiden’s Extreme Makeover: From Jawless Wonder to Cyborg Ninja
Raiden, the blond bombshell from Metal Gear, transformed into a cyborg ninja. He can slice Metal Gears into confetti. This wild ride includes extreme dentistry, not spa treatments. This dental work would shock a regular dentist.
Let’s explore Raiden’s transformation. One striking feature is his jaw, or lack of it. At a point in his life, he lost his lower mandible. Consider that next time you have a toothache.
How does one lose a jaw in such a way? For Raiden, it was through “exoskeletal enhancement surgery.” It sounds fancy, right? The procedure was not glamorous.
Imagine this: “His skull was removed from the upper jaw down.” Let that sink in. We’re not discussing a simple extraction. We are talking about full skull removal. It’s a medical procedure that makes brain surgery look like a breeze. And it gets crazier.
“, and his spine was excised from his body.” Yes, that’s correct. Spine. Excised. From. His. Body. They operated as if they played Operation with a real super-soldier, failing spectacularly at keeping the buzzer off. This “near-fatal process” was part of his surgery. Near-fatal seems like an understatement.
After this delightful experience – which Raiden would not suggest on Yelp – things went downhill. Losing a jaw and spine can ruin your day. Luckily, our cyborg ninja was not done yet. Enter Paradise Lost and the infamous Dr. Drago Pettrovich Madnar.
Raiden was “later rescued and revived by Paradise Lost and Dr. Drago Pettrovich Madnar in Eastern Europe.” Eastern Europe, where mad scientists and miraculous resurrections occur. Thanks to them, Raiden was pulled back from despair and likely given a new, better jaw. Knowing Raiden, it’s probably equipped with a rocket launcher.
So, there you have it. The story of how Raiden lost his jaw and spine, but became more powerful. It shows the wonders of exoskeletal enhancement, the kindness of strangers, and the strength of a cyborg ninja. Next time you have a rough day, think of Raiden’s dental saga, and maybe things will feel brighter.
