Decoding Scaramouche’s Age: More Than Just a Number
Let’s explore the question of Scaramouche’s age. It’s a topic as complicated as Liyue’s Lantern Rite. Is he ancient? Is he young? Does he even age? Buckle up. We are about to untangle this puppet’s timeline.
The Real Deal: Scaramouche’s Actual Age
How old is Scaramouche really? Is he approaching five centuries? Yes, with some conditions. Raiden Ei created him about 500 years ago. Teyvat was less chaotic then. He didn’t appear immediately after creation. He stayed in the Shakkei Pavilion for a long time. Estimates suggest around a century of this stay. Why so long? Ei was busy being Archon.
About 400 years ago, the Tatarasuna incident marks another point in his timeline. This suggests he was wandering around by then. As the Wanderer, known as Scaramouche and Kunikuzushi before, he’s around 400-500 years old. He was born after the Cataclysm and during the century following Makoto’s passing. He has serious history.
Looking Young for His Age: Apparent Age
Though ancient by human measures, Scaramouche looks young, maybe 20? Genshin’s character stats say his apparent age is between 18 and 21. It’s a classic anime trope—centuries-old beings look like teens. Think of Teyvat’s ageless K-pop stars. Physically, he has that youthful vibe despite his long history. Don’t be fooled; this puppet has seen things.
Age in the Genshin Universe: Scaramouche vs. the Crew
How does Scaramouche compare in Genshin’s age hierarchy? Is he older than Signora? Older than Tartaglia? Although we lack a birth certificate for Scaramouche, it’s implied he’s older than Tartaglia, the young one in comparison. Signora’s age is also a mystery. She likely is older than Tartaglia but younger than Scaramouche. Essentially, he is among the senior characters in Genshin, despite how he acts. His sass is millennial.
Forever Young? Scaramouche’s Immortality
Now, about immortality. Is Scaramouche immortal? The lore gives a mixed answer. Ei made him durable, almost indestructible. He won’t age or suffer from diseases. He’s tough, stylish too. But is he immortal like Archons? Not exactly, but in practice, yes. He won’t die of natural causes and is hard to destroy. He is the eternally grumpy puppet that keeps on moving and scheming.
The Making of a Puppet: Scaramouche’s Origins
How did this immortal puppet come into being? Scaramouche is Raiden Ei’s creation, made after her sister’s death. He served as a prototype, an effort to master puppet-making. Initially, she planned to discard him. But then she saw him cry—tears from a puppet! This emotion made her see he was more than a machine. He possessed awareness, emotions, and a surprising depth of existential dread for something made of puppet parts.
From Kunikuzushi to Wanderer: Name Games
Before he became the Balladeer and then Scaramouche, he was Kunikuzushi. That’s what Ei named him originally. He adopted the name Scaramouche during his time with the Fatui Harbingers, a name embodying villainy. Now he’s the Wanderer, taking on a new identity, slightly less chaotic. Despite all the name changes, he’s still the same sarcastic and powerful puppet inside.
More Than Meets the Eye: Scaramouche’s Inner World
The tears he shed were genuine. They led Ei to see his sentience and not use him just for Gnosis. Beneath his arrogant exterior lies a drive that isn’t merely about power or conquest. He desires a “heart.” Not literally, of course—being a puppet—but he yearns for connection, understanding, and maybe, just a hint of genuine happiness amidst his existential angst.
Bonus Round: Scaramouche Snippets (The Fun Facts!)
Let’s share some trivia about Scaramouche because why not?
- Mommy Issues? Ei won’t win any “Mother of the Year” awards. Who is Scaramouche’s mom? Technically, it’s Ei. Emotionally available? Debatable.
- Best Bud Alert! Despite being prickly, Scaramouche had a friend called Katsuragi. But tragedy follows him like a lost puppy, so it likely didn’t end well.
- Shipping Wars: Who pairs with our favorite puppet? Kazuha, Lumine, Aether, Mona, Childe… The list goes on. Kazuha and Travelers seem to be favorites.
- Asexual Puppet? Some fans see Scaramouche as asexual. When you think about it, it makes sense for a puppet not to need romance. Imagine him confused by that concept!
- Cocky? You Think? “Arrogant,” “cunning,” “manipulative”—these words define Scaramouche. He doesn’t do humility well and hates weaklings.
- Sweet Tooth and Football Fan: Despite angst, he loves sweets and football. Who knew? He even detests spicy food.
- Soft Spot for Kids and Grandparents: Surprisingly, he is kinder to children and the elderly. Perhaps they remind him of simpler times?
- Height Check: Estimates say Scaramouche stands about 5’4″ or 5’5″. Napoleon complex?
- Wait, There’s a Restaurant? In Toronto, there’s a restaurant named Scaramouche since 1980. No known ties to the puppet but it’s an amusing coincidence.
So there you go. Scaramouche’s age blends puppet origins with emotional awakenings and existential dread. He’s old, young, technically immortal-ish, and truly fascinating in Genshin Impact. Now I’ll ponder the meaning of puppet tears and maybe order some sweets.
